A RUSSIAN war fanatic who spent £20,000 on drones for Vladimir Putin’s troops has received a batch of sex toys after his purchase was hacked.
The pro-Kremlin muscovite raised the funds with hopes to progress Russia’s failed invasion but his plans were thwarted by Ukrainian cyber forces.
Russian war fanatic Mikhail Luchin tried to order drones to help Putin’s army[/caption]
His plans were thwarted by hackers and instead received a bunch of sex toys, pictured[/caption]
According to Mikhail Luchin, who claims to be a “Z-volunteer”, the order for the military-grade devices was placed with Chinese online retail giant AliExpress.
However, instead of receiving a large consignment of drones – he received a bunch of “dildos” and “Strap-Ons”.
The Ukrainian Cyber Resistance Group claimed responsibility for the online hack.
The group told InformNapalm: “He collected money and spent it on the purchase of drones for the Russian army.
“So it was important to write it off for something else.
“We decided to order him a bunch of sex toys.
“So instead of drones, Mikhail will now send to the invaders trucks of dildos, strap-ons and other things useful to every Russian that we ordered and paid for with his card on AliExpress.”
The twisted Putin-devotee said he failed to get a refund for the toys.
Via his social media, Mikhail said: “I will open a sex shop here [Russia], make 300 per cent profit and buy three times more drones.
“It would be good to have a Kalibr missile.”
In the face of Mikhail’s impotent plans, cyber warfare has played a major role in Ukraine’s efforts to hold on to its land.
A British spy chief said the two countries were locked in the biggest cyber war the world has ever seen.
Since the beginning of the war, Putin’s army of hackers unleashed a barrage of “major cyber attacks” and a disinformation blitz to sow chaos and confusion in support of their bloodbath invasion.
But the strikes “have largely failed” thanks to Ukraine’s heroic cyber defenders, Lindy Cameron, the boss of Britain’s National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) said.
Together with its allies, the western keyboard warriors saved lives, “in the face of sophisticated and sustained Russian cyber aggression”.
She said: “Just as we have seen inspirational and heroic defence by Ukrainian military on the battlefield, we have seen incredibly impressive defensive cyber operations by Ukrainian cyber security practitioners.”
The unseen blitz in cyberspace is “probably the most sustained and intensive cyber campaign on record, with the Russian state launching a series of major cyber attacks in support of their illegal invasion,” she added.
In April 2022, hacking group Anonymous claimed it released the details of 120,000 Russian soldiers in Ukraine to throw off the invaders.
The 34-year-old is a Russian war volunteer[/caption]
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